Superman: I still can't believe they shot at me.
Batman: Clark, you're bulletproof
Superman: I HAVE FEELINGS, BRUCE
everyone check your music apparently the new U2 album downloaded onto everyone’s iPhone hahhah I’m dying
WTF IS THIS SORCERY?
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”
human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors
WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.
things I’ve discovered about myself
- I will respond to being called Katie by people who are my parents age or older and not resent them for it
- I will correct bathroom grafittit if I have a Sharpie within reach
- I will shoulder bump people out of the way if they are in big groups taking up room on the pavement.
I’ve just found a huge stash of unhealthy food here at my super health freak aunties house.
ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog
I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.