1. Superman: I still can't believe they shot at me.

    Batman: Clark, you're bulletproof

    Superman: I HAVE FEELINGS, BRUCE

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  2. adubs132:

    youmustbefireproofs:

    seraphimkin:

    censwh0re:

    everyone check your music apparently the new U2 album downloaded onto everyone’s iPhone hahhah I’m dying

    image

    IT’S HERE

    LOL SAME

    IT DOWNLOADED!!!!
    THE FUCK.

    WTF IS THIS SORCERY? 

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  4. iseeavoice:

    therainbowgorilla:

    qalaba:

    iseeavoice:

    A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”


    Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”

    human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors

    #AREYOUSERIOUS

    WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.

    (via hiroomisenpaii)

    1 week ago  /  399,276 notes  /  Source: iseeavoice

  5. things I’ve discovered about myself 

    - I will respond to being called Katie by people who are my parents age or older and not resent them for it

    - I will correct bathroom grafittit if I have a Sharpie within reach

    - I will shoulder bump people out of the way if they are in big groups taking up room on the pavement. 

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  6. I’ve just found a huge stash of unhealthy food here at my super health freak aunties house.

    Big yes!!

    1 week ago  /  2 notes

  7. photo

    photo

    2 weeks ago  /  248 notes  /  Source: kynikey

  8. trcunning:

    earthdad:

    ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

    I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

    (via theflirtmeister)

    2 weeks ago  /  51,846 notes  /  Source: earthdad

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