why the fuck are there so many helicopters flying around at 8pm?
Honest Trailer for Frozen. #crying
OH MY LITERAL FUCKING HELL
hannibal season two spoilers
#not the most dangerous thing in austrailia
Australians would make the worst horror/apocalpyse/zombie movie characters.
Oh Zombies. Meh, I’ll deal with them after a cold one….
The earth is on fire…. Again?!
You think we’d notice the zompocalypse?
#nah mate#i’d ride that#that moment when the hansens climb out to shoot flares at the kaiju#that made me burst out laughing because it is the MOS#T AUSSIE THING EVERRRR#nd in the cinema the whole lot of us went ‘yeah. i’d do that’
#also Chuck was saying Raliegh’s name so Aussie that i didn’t realise there was a problem until he was called on it
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg–
me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit (via jtoday)
WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL
and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital
"ur a giant dork" I say, trying to convey my great esteem and admiration for you as best I know how.