My Facebook feed is full of videos of chicken dissections and egg laying. Nori is studying Bio-something. If I wasn’t so interested in it all (I’m studying food technology, we’ve got to watch way more graphic stuff for that) I’d be a little hesitant, i’d probably be vaguely horrified.
That being said, these videos are all saying, “restricted to close friends only” and I don’t know, that’s just making me feel really really good. I mean, I’ve not seen Nori for fucking ages, but it’s great knowing that.
Que: a very happy Cambi. Nori I love you.
I can’t move, my dog has settled herself against my legs and fallen asleep. I tried to get up but she woke up and glared at me as if I was the worst in the world for deigning to disturb her.
very well then. I’ll just be stuck here then shall I?
God: Gabe, stop, I’m working.
Gabriel: I WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING TOOOOOOO!
God: Here’s a box of parts, go nuts.
God: -several hours later- Gabe? Where are you, my son?
Gabriel: DAD, LOOKIT!
God: Dafuq is that?
Gabriel: A PLATYPUS!
OHMYGODS, THANK YOU FOR DRAWING THAT!
They don’t do much
this is the fucking funniest thing ever
LOOK at it though
"just put it in australia"
oh my god, My auntie is here, and i love her but she’s a pain in the arse and will not stop talking about all the stuff that she “knows” about. Her favourite sentence? “I’m a government employee and blah blah blah”
I love you T, but you’re a migraine inducing motor mouth.